Our Summer Adventure ~ Week Two: The Passenger

Image credit: outsiderzone / 123RF Stock Photo

Image credit: outsiderzone / 123RF Stock Photo

You all had some fabulous ideas last week! I sort of took bits from all of you and incorporated them into this week’s story. Some of them will come out later in the story… they were too good not to use! Click here if you missed Week One: The Arrival. Here we go ~

Week Two: The Passenger

Hannah slammed the car into low, wincing at the grind the engine made. It sputtered, but kept running. At least that was a good sign.

The motorcyclist slowed to keep pace with her, but had to swerve around a mini-van. Hannah punched the gas and slipped the car into drive, feeling the rev of the engine beneath her feet. With barely a glance she sliced against two lanes of traffic. Horns blared, but she ignored them. Just one more lane and she could exit the freeway. Another quick look at the cyclist and she breathed a sigh of relief. He hadn’t expected evasive maneuvers on her part.

A jag of pain shot down her right arm. Another honk and she was hurtling off the freeway, the motorcyclist too far ahead to follow.

“You’re hurt.” Ethan’s words came close beside her. His thick brogue made something soft curl in her belly. “Hold still.”

“Mr. Carmichael, please. I need you to stay in your seat, safely belted in.” She yanked the car into a hard right, suppressing a grin when Ethan braced against the seat. Another right followed by a left and she eased into the flow of traffic.

He placed a hand on her shoulder, steadying her. A thrumming warmth spread over and down her arm, culminating in a sharp prick. She sucked in her breath to keep from swearing. It wouldn’t do to get written up. Again.

“That’s better.” Ethan held up a jagged piece of mirror, it’s tip a watery shade of crimson. “Do you have a first aid kit? I could stitch this up while you drive.”

“I’m sure you could, but really I’d prefer it if you’d sit back and buckle up. I’m sure our friend is looking for us.” She eyed him in the broken mirror. Tiny frown lines pinched his forehead. Dark brows framed his hazel eyes. “Can you think of any reason why someone would want you dead?”

“Several, actually.”

She didn’t doubt it. She had read the dossier, knew that Ethan Carmichael was brought in on special assignment for The Company. Something to do with the governor, but Hannah wasn’t cleared for that knowledge.

Ethan settled against the seat, once more buckling his belt. He placed a hand possessively atop the garment bag. For the second time that morning, Hannah felt a strange burning deep in her sternum. Not a pleasant feeling.

A moment before she saw the motorcyclist she heard him. Ethan glanced out the window at the same time Hannah jerked the car to the left into a narrow side street. She gunned the engine and raced toward a dead end.

“Miss James? You’re running out of road.”

“Hold onto something, and whatever you do, don’t get out of this car.” Hannah looked pointedly at the garment bag beside him. “Understood?”

His features set into a grim line, but he nodded. “What are you going to do?”

“End this.” The rev of engine behind them alerted her to the motorcyclist’s proximity. “Get down, Mr. Carmichael.”

Ethan bent low over the bundle on the seat and braced himself. The cyclist raised his gun and Hannah counted to three before she slammed on the brakes. A whimper came from the back seat and Hannah cast a quick glance over her shoulder making sure Ethan was secure before she yanked on the steering wheel.

The car spun around and clipped the front wheel of the motorcycle, sending bike and rider sliding. Hannah was halfway out the door before the car stopped its spin. She caught the cyclist mid-crouch, landing a kick to his ribs. A decidedly feminine grunt came from behind the dark helmet, followed by several swear words in as many languages.

The leather-clad biker sprang up, fists a haze of motion. Hannah was ready for the attack. A quick block, several jabs, and a knee to the groin followed by a roundhouse kick brought the biker down.

In an instant Ethan was there, kneeling on the biker’s back, limp hands held in his own. “Well done, Miss James.” There was a hint of humor behind his accent.

“I thought I told you to stay in the car.”

Ethan’s look made her knees feel as creamy as honey on toast. “I rarely do as told.”

He pushed the helmet off their mysterious biker, revealing a shock of red hair. Hannah knelt in front of the woman, studying her features. “I don’t recognize her, do you?”

After securing her ankles with the same plastic binders he used on her wrists, Ethan lifted the biker over his shoulder. “When she comes to, we’ll get our answers.” Without waiting for a reply, he took the biker to the car and placed her in the front seat.

Suspicious thoughts tickled Hannah’s mind. Traitorous, even. She grabbed the helmet and strode to the motorcycle, looking for anything that might give her an idea of who the woman was. She tugged the keys from the ignition, two keys and a fob with an elaborate design, Celitc maybe. She pocketed the keys and picked a small piece of paper out from beneath the seat. There was gibberish scrawled over the paper. Letters and numbers that made no sense to her. She added the paper to her pocket before joining Ethan at the car.

Despite the large dent in the front bumper, the engine started up on the first try.

Ethan leaned back against the seat, looking relaxed in his grey suit. Once again she wondered what the dossier had failed to mention about her passenger. Her glance went to the bag at his side.

“This might be a good time for you to tell me who you really are, and about our other passenger.”

Now it’s your turn! We had some great ideas of who you thought the passenger was last week (a space alien, a child with special powers), are there any other ideas for who he/she/it is? What about the assassin? Who sent her and why? Is Hannah good or bad? What about Ethan? Is he a rogue operative or someone caught in a bad situation? Let’s have more fun next week!

Our Summer Adventure ~ Week One: The Arrival

Image credit: outsiderzone / 123RF Stock Photo

Image credit: outsiderzone / 123RF Stock Photo

Our Summer Adventure ~ Week One: The Arrival

The plane arrived twenty minutes early. Almost unheard of at LAX and Ethan braced himself for the inevitable wait for his driver. When he arrived at baggage claim, she was already there, sign in hand. ETHAN CARMICHAEL spelled out in neat block letters.

The young woman holding the sign smiled a greeting as he approached. “Mr. Carmichael? I’m Hannah James. Do you have any bags?”

He shifted the garment bag onto his shoulder, “Just the one.”

“Please follow me.”

Before she turned Ethan caught the faintest glimpse of her eyes, deeper than denim with a hint of gold buried deep within. The impulse to touch her, to seek that feeling he’d not felt in far too long, overtook him and he shook his hand to keep from reaching out to her retreating form.

Clad all in black, from her boots to the button-down shirt she wore, she moved with a grace he admired. Long wavy blonde hair pulled into a ponytail swished across her back as she she led him to a black town car, it’s windows tinted a deep shade of obsidian that guaranteed the passenger complete privacy. He nodded his approval. At least the Company understood the need for caution.

Hannah held open the door for him, frowning when he paused before entering. She glanced at the interior of the car and then back to him. “Is something wrong?”

He slipped into the back seat, laying the garment bag carefully beside him. “Not at all. You have the address?”

“I do. If you’ll just click in, we’ll be on our way.” She closed the door to further conversation and took her seat behind the wheel. Before starting the engine, she sent a text message and Ethan wondered to whom it was addressed. After he heard the tell-tale ping of an incoming text, she started the car and drove out of the parking structure in silence.

From behind his sunglasses he studied her in the rearview mirror. Tiny diamond earrings, a gift from an admirer perhaps, glinted from her earlobes. A brush of mascara was the only make up she wore on her clear skin. The severity of her look was softened by the natural blush in her cheeks. Ethan smiled to himself. He was affecting her whether she wanted to admit it or not. At least he hadn’t lost his touch.

Hannah maneuvered the car as if she’d been born to long lines of traffic and delays. Ethan studied her as she surveyed the surrounding cars. “Do your friends call you Han?”

A slight flick of blue in the review mirror, brows pinched with irritation. “Only Luke and Leia. Why do you ask, Chewbacca?”

Despite himself he laughed. A full-belled chortle that startled the silent passenger beside him. Ethan placed a comforting hand on his garment bag. “What do you do for fun, Hannah James.

“I drive inquisitive passengers around town.” The slightest lift to the corner of her lips encouraged him.

“That’s all? Surely you must go out. Can you recommend any clubs? I’ve never been to Los Angeles, I’d like to see some of the city while I’m here.”

She squinted at him in the mirror, her lips a tight line across her face. “I don’t go out much. Sorry. If you’d like, I can give you a list of ‘must sees’”.

Ethan stretched his legs in the tight space. “I was hoping you could be my driver for the week. Is that possible?”

Her stare in the rearview mirror intensified, her brows pinched ever closer together. “I’m sure we can arrange something.” A flick of blue to each of the side mirrors, then back to the rearview mirror.

The car filled with heat, subtle, but there nonetheless. The scent of honeysuckle infused the small space.

Ethan turned to look out the back window, catching sight of a speeding motorcyclist as he whizzed past the driver’s side of the car. Hannah gripped the wheel, her knuckles turning white. A rapid pulse beat against the delicate skin of her neck and the smell of perspiration mingled with the honeysuckle. Without drawing attention to himself, Ethan pulled his garment bag closer to his side, placing the seat belt over the bundle. If Hannah thought his actions strange, he would laugh it off, but it was better to be safe than humiliated.

The motorcyclist swerved in front of the car, forcing Hannah to slam on the brake. “Sorry about that, Mr. Carmichael.”

Ethan’s attention was attached firmly to the motorcyclist, who was slowing down despite the other cars moving at normal speed. “Please, call me Ethan.” He kept his voice affable.

The black-clad cyclist turned then and pointed a gun at the window of the car. Hannah yelled for him to get down as a pulse of hazy green light shot from the muzzle of the gun, enveloping the car with an ionized power Ethan felt to his core. The bundle beside him whimpered in pain.

“What the hell was that?” Hannah shouted at the cyclist as the car engine began to stutter and fail.

Now it’s your turn! What happens next? Does the car completely fail? Does the motorcyclist kill Hannah? Who do you think Ethan is, and why is a murderous cyclist after him? Leave your ideas in the comments and come back next week to find out if they stall out on the 405.

Ho Hey Cluckin’ Fun! Plus, a Witchy Quick Giggle

What goes great with cake? Fruit! Especially chocolate covered fruit.

What goes great with cake? Fruit! Especially chocolate covered fruit.

I know today I’m supposed to have the first part of our Summer adventure for you, but yesterday was my son’s fifteenth birthday and the celebrations kind of took over our lives for the past two weeks. Finally they’re over and I can focus on other things besides cake!

The story will officially begin next Tuesday. Rain or shine, vertigo or birthday cake, it will happen.

Until then… I couldn’t leave you without anything fun, so here are two videos that cracked me up this past week.

The first one is Jimmy Fallon performing ‘Ho Hey’ in a rather unusual way. Can you say, The Chickeneers? Oh, yeah. It’s awesome covered in chocolate.

Next we have a ridiculous kid on a broom. Just try to watch this without laughing!

I love youtube, don’t you? What’s the most random thing you’ve seen? Post a link in the comments!

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And don’t forget, this little sweetie needs a name. So far we have:

Blingaling          Annabelinda          Teodora
Mhegor             Twinkle                  Isabela
Iremat               Jezebel                  Earlie Grey
Darjeeling         Penelope                Tipsy
Blingling            Teavana                 Pekoe
Larkspur           Zatima          Bob (short for Roberta)

Add a new name if you’d like. I’m so glad you all are voting on this, there are way too many great names here!

Guest Post ~ Gayle Carline Talks Horses

Hey everyone! Today I’m excited to turn my blog over to my gal pal Gayle Carline. She has a fabulous new book out that I was privileged enough to read before publication. It’s about a horse, and so much more.

Please join me in welcoming her to the blog today. Take it away, Gayle!

First of all, I want to thank Tameri for the opportunity to guest on her blog. I love her to pieces, and her blog posts are always so much fun, it’s a teeny bit intimidating. I hope I don’t disappoint.

The reason I’m here is to tell you all about my new book, which is being released today. I’m equal parts excited and frightened about it. I mean, I’m a little that way about all my books. Most authors are, I think. Our books rise out of our creativity and are finally brought forth with effort. It’s like having a baby, only you usually carry a human kid for only nine months.

It’s kind of like having an elephant baby. They gestate for two years. Or maybe a kangaroo. They’re pretty much like an assembly line, with one joey in the pouch and another in the womb, waiting his turn. Wow, theoretically, a female kangaroo is always pregnant… geez, if reincarnation exists, I hope I don’t come back as a roo.

This book is different for a couple of reasons. One is that it’s in a completely different, and not easily identifiable genre. It’s the story of my Quarter Horse, Snoopy. When he was a three-year-old, he won a big championship in California. When he was a four-year-old, he broke his leg. After surgery, a fused joint, a metal plate, six screws, and two years, he was not only back to being ridden, but back to being shown.

I now have a bionic horse, who is still a big goofball. 

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Technically, this book is a memoir, since the events actually happened. Here’s the rub: the story is told by Snoopy, in his voice. I won’t claim to be a horse psychic whisperer. That makes this book a fictional memoir, unless you believe that horses talk.

Then it’s all completely true.

Why didn’t I make this easy and tell the story myself? I’ve been involved in every step of Snoopy’s life, all the way from the day I leafed through the Quarter Horse Journal’s Big Book o’ Studs, looking for a suitable mate for my little mare.  

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Mommy Frostie

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When I was hit with the inspiration (and believe me, it was like a thousand-watt lightbulb going off in my frontal lobe), I knew at once that this was not my story to tell. I didn’t break my leg, Snoopy did. I nearly broke my bank account, but that’s another story and I don’t write horror. I studied some other “first-person animal” stories to see how they did it.

Black Beauty is the gold standard. I’ve read it in my childhood, multiple times, but I went back and read it again. My adult sensibilities still fell in love with this horse. He has that English Country Squire manner to his speech, but he’s all horse, and I had no problem believing that this was his story from his viewpoint.

Then I read War Horse. It’s a compelling story (I’ve seen the play but not the movie), and it moved me. However, even though it’s told from Joey’s view, it reads like a man in a horse costume. Black Beauty speaks of his training and shows you the kindness (or cruelty) of his owners in terms that are centered around his understanding as a horse. Joey describes the Union Jack hanging in the square and the uniforms of the soldiers.

What horse cares about that?

Because I like to do things in threes (why, no, I’m not OCD…), I also read the first few chapters of The Art of Racing in the Rain. It’s told by a dog, and I was mostly drawn in to believing the dog was telling the story. I will finish the book. I just know I’m going to be weeping heavily by the end of it, and I’m not quite up to that at the moment.

After all this, I had to choose Black Beauty as my blueprint. Snoopy is a southern California boy, so his language is not as precise as Beauty’s, but he is concerned about how things affect him. It was an interesting writing exercise. I had to constantly be aware of how he might see things, and I had to abandon my voice and find his.

HM_CoverThe result is a book that is true and is fantasy and is a love letter to all my horses, my trainers, and my fellow riders. I want it to fly far and sell well because when you’re in love, you want to shout it from the rooftops and share that love with the world.

It’s available as an ebook on Kindle. If you want a paperback, you can get it from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Createspace, or your favorite Indy bookstore.

~Thank you, Gayle for bringing us the story of Snoopy and his memoir.

If you’d like to follow Snoopy’s adventures, Gayle blogs about him at her site, From the Horse’s Mouth. He’s ridiculously funny (I didn’t expect that in a horse), and the story is both touching and lighthearted. I hope you’ll fall in love with Snoopy as much as I did.

Susie Strong!

Today a dear friend of mine is going in for surgery to get cancer out of her body. I, and several other blogging friends of Susie’s, are putting up a quick post to let her know we’re thinking of her.

Susie is amazing. Always up for a Wild Ride, she lives life with vivacity and humor.

Check out this pic of her ~ gives you a hint to what her surgery is all about.

Gotta love those boobs!

Gotta love those boobs!

Later today I’ll have a guest post by my gal pal Gayle, but for this moment, I wanted the world to know that my heart, my thoughts, my love, and my well-wishes are with Susie and her family. Love, love, love you my sweet friend!

You can read about Susie’s brave (and humorous) battle of the boobs here and here.

Please take a moment today to wish Susie a safe surgery and speedy recovery. Send her a quick prayer, light and love, or make her laugh, at the twitter hashtag #SusieStrong.

Dragon Names and Writing Games ~ Reader Interactive

Summer’s here and I thought for a bit of fun, we could write a story together. Each week I’ll post a bit of the story and you’ll leave comments about where you think the story should go. For those of you who read Amber West’s blog, yep, I totally borrowed this idea from her. You can read all of her installments here.

What do we need to get started? A hero and a heroine. In the comments, leave your choice for their names. If you think they are human, werewolves, or a pelican, leave that, too.

Let’s make this totally wild and say the adventure will be beyond the boundaries of any one genre. Meaning, we can have shape shifters, magic, a new world, it can be from 1920′s New York, or modern day Paris. The story can go wherever we want it to go. It’s up to you and me.

Where do you think the story should start? In space? On a boat? Just please, don’t say in a fake hospital room with the hero having amnesia. Seriously.

Once we get the characters and location, I’ll write up the beginning of the tale and next week you’ll help me decide something else for the story. I hope you’ll enjoy this as much as I know I will.

The second thing I need your help with is…

Laird Sapir has been hard at work creating a new website for me (which is fabulous, by the way!), and she created the sweetest little teacup dragon as my logo/mascot. The only thing is, the dragon needs a name!

I’ve thought about it until my mind went fuzzy, but just can’t come up with the right name. SO, I’m asking for you to help me name the teacup dragon. I’ll keep the naming open until the website is ready to go live, then I’ll put all the names to a vote. You’ll get to vote on your favorite from all the entries!

Want to meet her? Here she is, the sweetest little teacup dragon I’ve ever seen.

Teacup Dragon

She looks great as either her pink and sparkly self, or in silhouette. I need to have this put on a t-shirt or something. Don’t you think? Love her!dragon-teacup-3

What name would you give her? I need your help! I know I’ve tasked you with a lot this week, but I have every faith that you’ll come through.

I look forward to reading your name choices for the dragon, and your story ideas. The first installment of our tale will be June 4th. Let the fun begin!

What Do Wigs, Duff’s Cake Mix, and Sheri Fink Equal? Fun!

Tameri & Sheri Rockin' the Cakes!

If you’re in a slump and need a pick-me-up, I’ve got just the thing for you! Grab a friend, a couple of wigs, and go decorate a cake.

No, seriously, it will lighten your spirit and refill your creative well. Not to mention, it’s fun as hell and the cakes are super yum!

Duff's Cake Mix

The place: Duff’s Cake Mix in Hollywood, California.

The players: Sheri Fink, Cake Decorator Extraordinaire Clay, and me.

The mission: Figure out what the heck fondant actually IS. Actually, our mission was to decorate cakes while having a good time and getting messy. I’m pleased to say MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

First, we had to pick our wigs. This is a serious decision and took much thought.

Rockin' the wigs 1 Rockin' the wigs 2 Sheri Lavender Tameri Lavender

In the end, I went with pink (although, I am loving the lavender!) and Sheri went with light blue. Which is your favorite on us? On you?

Team DuffThen, off to Duff’s Cake Mix we went. In case you aren’t aware, Duff Goldman had a show on Food Network called, Ace of Cakes. We LOVED that show. I even tried to get them to fly a cake out for my daughter’s birthday, but they said no. :( But then Duff came out west and opened up Duff’s Cake Mix (check out the website here). It’s this super cool place where you can go and decorate a cake just like the professionals! Or, just go and buy a cupcake because they are delicious. Next door to the decorating studio is the actual bakery where they make these amazing cakes. That’s right ~ now my daughter can get a birthday cake from Duff! Sweet.

This is a cake! For real.

This is a cake! For real.

Aren't these great? Masterpieces, seriously.

Aren’t these great? Masterpieces, seriously.

Once we picked our cake flavors, we had to choose icing and our decorative toppings. Then it was off to have the cakes covered in fondant ~ which tastes a lot like marshmallows and was quite tasty. I thought it would be gross, but it wasn’t!

Clay's Fondant Skills

Fondant Master Clay!

Duff's Frostings

Duff’s Fun Frostings!

Duff's Sparkly Sugars!

Duff’s Sparkly Sugars!

Sheri's Fondant Skills

Sheri working her mad fondant skills.

Sheri's toppings

Sheri choosing her toppings.

Tameri's Fondant Skills

Tameri working with her fondant balls. Yeah, we giggled too. :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once we had the cakes covered, it was all about finding our inner decorator and going wild. Sheri came with a game plan ~ she wanted a mermaid design ~ I just went with where the muse took me. Sort of in a shabby chic celestial direction. Whatever, it was fun!

Clay Glittering Tameri's Cake

Glitter! Even cakes need glitter. Oh, yes they do!

Clay prepping Sheri's Mermaid Cake

Clay prepping Sheri’s cake for glitter.

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It was an incredible day! We laughed, we talked, we got all fondant-y. Clay was hilarious and kept us entertained with his boyish charms. It was a perfect day.

Here are our works of art:

Sheri's Mermaid Cake Tameri & Sheri with cakes

Do something silly! Get out there and be creative in another field other than what you usually do. If you’re a writer, pick up a camera and see life through another lens. If you’re a musician, try your hand at sculpting. Or, if you’re just in the mood for something a little goofy, grab a few friends, some cake mix, and a wig. If you’d like to see more pics of our day, check out my Pinterest board here.

Life isn’t going to wait for you ~ get out there and work your magic! With icing, words, music, or whatever inspires you. Be amazing.

Coming up on Tuesday, I’ll have two fun things for you, my dear readers. First, I’ll have a sneak peak of what’s happening with the new website and I need your help with a very important detail…

Next, I’ve got a fun idea for the summer and it’s going to involve all of you. So, I hope you’ll stop by on Tuesday and find out what’s with all the secrecy! Until then, I hope you have a super fabulous weekend. Hug your loved ones, get out the fondant, and get messy!